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1 month ago

The 56 best/worst similes →

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

17. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

24. He felt like he was being hunted down like a dog, in a place that hunts dogs, I suppose.

48. I felt a nameless dread. Well, there probably is a long German name for it, like Geschpooklichkeit or something, but I don’t speak German. Anyway, it’s a dread that nobody knows the name for, like those little square plastic gizmos that close your bread bags. I don’t know the name for those either.

This shit is gold. 

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I am going to read more journal articles until my brain is made entirely of poorly drawn rodent pictures.

 

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